I want to be a real boy! Yep, that just about says it all...
This was a character from a GURPS campaign we did one night. He was a plastic puppet who, pinochio-like, wanted to be a real boy. At least, that's what he kept saying. Between the shotgunning and the emphasis cursing we weren't quite so sure by the end. I'll have to do another image from that campaign some day. It was only a single session on new-year's eve, but man was it memorable.